Stand-Up Comedian

Susan Horne

Big heart. Bold laughs. Unapologetic joy. Showing up and sharing the funny.

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Meet Susan

From class clown in high school to the comedy stage, I've always known that making people laugh was my gift. A native of Rockbridge County, former teacher, and full-time mom — I bring real life to the stage with clean comedy that finds the funny in all of it.

Most days you can find me surrounded by friends on a pool float, telling stories and looking for new material. Come laugh with me!

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Upcoming Shows

Come see me live and let's laugh together!

May

29

2026

Stand-Up Comedy Night at 3rd Generations Grill

3rd Generations Grill, Waynesboro, VA

7:00 PM

Free & Open to Public

Jun

19

2026

Susan Horne at Ladies Laugh Lounge

The Sipe Center, Bridgewater, VA

7:30 PM

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Why Book Susan?

Whether it's a comedy club, corporate event, or private party, I bring the laughs.

Fresh Perspective

A unique voice bringing fresh takes on life, aging, and everything in between.

Crowd Favorite

Audiences love the relatable humor and genuine connection I bring to every performance.

Flexible Booking

Available for clubs, corporate events, fundraisers, and private parties.

Susan Horne performing live on stage with pink cowboy boots

Live on Stage & Loving It

There's nothing quite like the energy of a live show. When I step on that stage in my pink cowboy boots, something magical happens — we laugh together, we connect, and for a little while, we all forget our worries.

God gave me a natural gift for seeing the funny and sharing the funny — and when you can laugh at the ridiculous lies you've believed your whole life, you start to rewrite the story. Want a feel for the show first? Watch a few stand-up clips.

Ready to Laugh?

Book Susan for your next event and give your audience a night they'll remember.

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